Author’s Disclaimer: While watching wrestling I tend to say some crazy things. So in honor of Freedom of Speech and being a Diehard Wrestling fan, I decided to share my thoughts with all of you. As said while watching the program.
“Are you serious! Look at those things! She has to be a straight-up porn star.” – Regarding Miss Tessmacher.
“Really? It was Tara the whole time? Thanks TNA… we knew that from the beginning.” – The Identity of The Biker Chick.
“As bad as this is… at least TNA has women storylines…” – The Knockouts Tag Team Match.
“Wasn’t he his therapist at one point?” – Stevie Richards against Abyss.
“You are no Shawn Michaels.” – Richards striking with the SuperKick.
“Why don’t you just ASK HIM to be your tag team partner!” – Jeff Jarrett hinting to Samoa Joe.
“Really? Sting needs interferences to win against Jarrett?” – Sting w/Nash against Jeff Jarrett.
“I Love These Guys!” – London Brawling.
“Chelsea is worth more than you can afford, little boy.” – Alex Shelley requesting the services of Chelsea.
“The most hilarious exchange in recent memory!” – London Brawling and Motor City Machine Guns.
“So… basically No Surrender is the ECW Originals versus Fortune in singles matches? I’ll pass.” – No Surrender Card revealed.
“You were wrestling in the House that Styles Built! Hit the showers DREAMER because The Phenomenal One whooped your Ass!!!” – AJ Styles pins Tommy Dreamer.
“So all four of these guys were made in WWE…” – The four finalists in TNA Championship Tournament.
“Looks like Pope is a member of Anderson’s fanbase because he was acting like an Asshole!” – Pope not working with Anderson as a team.